Good
morning to you, today is Thursday, January 05, 2012 and I am your humble host,
the sultan of sarcasm, the purveyor of non-pertinent information, the guru of
gossip and we are coming to you recorded from the Eagle’s nest here at wake up
central and you are watching the Thursday edition of Wake Up Call.
Well
we have been off the air for a while, had some personal issues to take care of
but that is now well behind us, so here we go.
News:
Election:
If you
live in the US and have a pulse, you know that there is an important election
going on. And the people who know that
better than anyone are the citizens of the state of Iowa. Capturing the lead in the Iowa Caucus was Mitt
Romney and only 8 votes behind him and practically coming out of nowhere was
Rick Santorum. Sliding comfortably into
the 3rd place spot was Ron Paul.
Bailing out of the race was Michelle Bachmann and then there is Jon
Huntsman who needs to bail out of the race.
Acquiring a handful of votes while not even campaigning for the presidency
was Herman Cain. Maybe if Herman was 7
foot tall, green and had a flat head he might have gotten a few more
votes.
Who do
you like in the campaign? Leave me a
comment and we will talk about it.
Guns and New York:
Have
you heard about the story of the woman from East Tennessee who went to New York
packing a pistol, went to the 9/11 memorial, saw a sign that said “No Guns”,
tried to do the right thing, went to the police to check her gun and in turn
they arrested her. Reports are now out
that she had drugs in her purse and we ain’t talking about Midol either.
Can I Shoot:
A teenage mother shot and killed an intruder after a 911 operator
said she was allowed to defend her infant son and herself with force.
Sarah McKinley, 18, killed
Justin Martin with a single gunshot wound on New Year's Eve when he forced his
way into her Blanchard, Okla. home and came at her with a long hunting knife, ABC News reports
Wine and Sex:
From NY Daily News dot com. – Tracy Miller
Women who drink two glasses of wine a day
have better sex than non-drinkers:
Go ahead and say yes to
that glass of wine - especially if you're on your way to the bedroom.
A new study found that
women who drink one or two glasses of wine a day have better sex than those who
don't drink at all.
Researchers from the
University of Florence, Italy, surveyed 800 women between the ages of 18 and 50
on their sexual satisfaction, using the Female Sexual Function Index, according
to the Daily Mail. The index is used by doctors to assess women's sexual
health, based on factors including arousal, orgasm, satisfaction and pain.
Women who drank two
glasses of wine a day scored an average of 27.3 points out of a possible 36 on
the satisfaction scale, while those who stopped at one glass scored a 25.9
average. Non-drinkers averaged a 24.4.
"Historically, the aspects of wine and
sexuality have been well known since the time of Ancient Greece," the
study's lead author, Dr. Nicola Mondaini, told the Daily Mail. Female sexual
dysfunction, on the other hand, is still "highly unexplored," she
said.
“They
pick corn in Iowa, they pick Presidents in New Hampshire” – John Huntsman
Legal Mumbo Jumbo
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